Happy Festivus - holiday card - festivus card - - humor - sarcasm - seinfeld - holidays - holiday for the rest of us - alternative holiday

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Happy Festivus - holiday card - festivus card - - humor - sarcasm - seinfeld - holidays - holiday for the rest of us - alternative holiday card - christmas card

Front of Card:
Happy Festivus
A Holiday for the Rest of Us
“Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!”


Jerry "A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund." - What is that?
George: (With pride) Made it up.
Jerry: (Continuing reading) "The Human Fund. Money for people."
George: What do you think?
Jerry: It has a certain understated stupidity.

Kramer: Is there a tree?
Frank: No. Instead, there's a pole. Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting.

Another Festivus miracle!

Frank: (Referring to the pole) It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.
Kruger: I find your belief system fascinating.

Inside of Card:
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